Gambleputty

Introduction

My name is Gambleputty. I'm 16 years old. My house is in the northeast section of the abyssal plane, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as a caddy, and I get home every day by 11 AM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Warning:

Because you have read this article, I have already found you and it is too late. I have traced your IP and I am rapidly approaching your location, and I'm already 1 mile away. I'm armed to the teeth and have more armaments at my disposal than the entire united states military. You have stepped into my domain, the artshare wiki, and now you will pay for your hubris. Hide.